Spamtastic

I am checking my spam, usually gmail is so reliable but lately important emails have ended up in there. Someone who wanted to book for an event wnet straight in there, but then I say that is deserved as she just wrote "I want to book a place on your walk", no Dear Katrina, etc.

Some of the real spam is just too hilarious, in gmail you get the subject and the first sentence.

Some of my favourites are the fake news.

from Oswaldo subject slim and goo from this tap
from walder subject huge tool please lassie (never knew that dog was into crowbars and the like but there you go.)
from pat subject privacy mans mail!
from holberg subject Cannibalism in USA first sentence "Elvis is found alive"
from Marcus subject Pope shot!
from Orin subject CHEAP FUEL IN TEXAS! first line "Statue of Liberty set on fire" (hmmm)
from HOwett subject Elton John dies in rocket ship first line "See secret nude photos"
from arnaldo subject Image does not put up with dilettanteness. Watches of famous... (is this a haiku of some kind, a haikuist trapped in the net maybe?)